Congratulations, Little Brittishers!
Out in front, leading the whole of Europe, is Britain! That’s right, in economic stagnation, we are first! The Eurozone (countries who adopted the single currency) is sitting pretty laughing at us Johnny Foreigners who’re busy coping with poor growth and growing unemployment.
So I’d like to congratulate the Conservative Party and all its followers on their successful promotion of high unemployment and low economic prosperity. Little Britain can stand on its own against the global market! Or, well, it can’t. We’re being fucking steamrolled into dirt because we don’t have the stability in size that the Eurozone has. When you lose your job or your mortgage rates rise again…you know who to blame.
For the nth time, the IMF has downgraded UK economic growth. We are now growing BELOW the level of inflation and have been for some time. Yet the Eurozone continues to enjoy economic prosperity and be our last line of defence against the US collapse. Did I say “our last line”? I meant to say “their last line”. We’re screwed, they’re not.