Hattix

So the Latest Big Thing that all the morning rags are picking up on is the schism within the Church of England, the ruling body for Anglicans worldwide. Seen by many other Christians as a dangerously progressive bunch of radicalists, we now have homosexual clergy and, horror, ordained women.

Consecrating the filthy, evil scum of Satan and homosexuals has made many Anglicans rather upset, so much so that 1,300 of them are considering splitting off to form their own little ‘traditionalist’ group. If I were Dr Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury and functional head of the Church of England, I would think that Christmas, Easter and whatever else had all come at once.

This is a chance for the Anglicans to cast off the kind of intolerant, unfriendly and downright nasty evil that creeps out of your toilet late at night and dissolves your dog.

No appeasment, no compromises, no weakness. “Jesus was never about intolerance” should be the motto of the Anglicans and let these ‘traditionalists’ slink back into their caves, beat their wives and ride their horses to work. Intolerance and hate will never be extinguished from people like that, once ostracised and isolated they’ll turn on themselves and each other and fragment into countless little splinters, each longing to be the mighty oak they were once part of, each thinking it’s their right, each undeserving of anything but our pity.